beautiful people- TOP SECRET
recently it has come to my attention at work that a few select peeps have been secretly selected to go on pretigious video shoots. I was able to intercept this top secret information by a carefully executed neck cranning. I know that I shouldn't take it personally but the fact that I wasn't considered as one of the 'beautiful' people in the office stings to the core. it is a harsh reality that smacks between the eyes and cools the heart. Thus mechivious espionage team has been created with the left overs, picking through the riff raff we have been able to assemble and create a plan to recover our lost pride as the ..... ordinary looking people.
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actually, I think they just took the people that are really bad at their jobs so that the talented people can keep being productive.
Don't worry, it might be a matter of height. For example, I am tall and beautiful. They can't use me because I make all the other beautiful people look short. This is why I have never appeared in a movie starring oppossite Tom Cruise (he's really short).
Don't worry, it might be a matter of height. For example, I am tall and beautiful. They can't use me because I make all the other beautiful people look short. This is why I have never appeared in a movie starring oppossite Tom Cruise (he's really short).
oh curtis that is so sad, I declare that we are all strangley interesting individauls
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